Omegle conversation log

You: Hi

You: YOU HAVE ENTERED ZOXARQUEST

You: you are facing a door to the north

You: to your west is a table

You: there is a window facing south

You: what do you want to do?

You: press 1 to look at the table

You: press 2 to go through the door

You: press 3 to look through the window

You: you selected 1

You: on the table are a bunch of pies

You: what do you do now?

You: you may press 1, 4, or H

You: you (h)ang out with the pies, talking about life.

You: YOU FAILED TO COMPLETE ZAXARQUEST

You: would you like to play again? y/n?

You: YOu have selected 2, go through the door

You: as you walk through the door, you are warmed by the gentle rays and genital rays of the warm Ohio sun. What is the ohio sun doing in Zaxar, you ask yourself

You: game over, you do not know what to do.

You: Do you want to bond with your father? Y/N?

You: Your father walks into the room, hold ing a baseball

You: “Hello son” he says.

You: his long brown moustache curling with his warm breath as he breathes out. “Do you want to play baseball catch?”

You: you may select J, or 9

You: you throw the ball and catch it 9 times.

You: your father/son(daughter?) level has reached 9 bonding units

You: you are now “family”

You: congratulations, family is the only solution to Zaxarquest