About a year ago i was introduced to OMEGLE. It’s like chatroulette, but without the genitals.
The following is a conversation i had with a real person.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YOU HAVE ENTERED ZOXARQUEST
You: you are facing a door to the north
You: to your west is a table
You: there is a window facing south
You: what do you want to do?
You: press 1 to look at the table
You: press 2 to go through the door
You: press 3 to look through the window
You: on the table are a bunch of pies
You: you may press 1, 4, or H
You: you (h)ang out with the pies, talking about life.
You: YOU FAILED TO COMPLETE ZAXARQUEST
You: would you like to play again? y/n?
You: YOu have selected 2, go through the door
You: as you walk through the door, you are warmed by the gentle rays and genital rays of the warm Ohio sun. What is the ohio sun doing in Zaxar, you ask yourself
You: game over, you do not know what to do.
You: Do you want to bond with your father? Y/N?
You: Your father walks into the room, hold ing a baseball
You: “Hello son” he says.
You: his long brown moustache curling with his warm breath as he breathes out. “Do you want to play baseball catch?”
You: you may select J, or 9
You: you throw the ball and catch it 9 times.
You: your father/son(daughter?) level has reached 9 bonding units
You: you are now “family”
You: congratulations, family is the only solution to Zaxarquest
Your conversational partner has disconnected.