Toronto Breakfast Vestments

The future of art

Here is just a little speculative essay based on my disciplines in history and sociology. I’d love to hear your thoughts.

First of all, it should be noted that there are 2 dominant theories about the “emergence” of ADHD. Psychiatrists assume that ADHD has always existed, it obviously didn’t evolve in the 1980s, however, since about 2% of adults have ADHD, the question arose if it was part of the neurotypology of mankind, just a variety of normal, or some kind of “other” neurology. It’s debated quite hotly whether alternative neurologies, such as autism, adhd, bipolar, etc… are abnormal or malfunctioning brains, or simply part of the spectrum of natural neurologies. One school argues that ADHD actually represents the “norm” for humans. There is an argument that essentially all humans were impulsive, exploratory, creative, impatient, and strongly emotional, with personal initiative.

I frequently try to get into the Onion, but i always fail.  Here are some of the ones i think are still not bad.

NASA finds wine on the moon.

Lance Armstrong announces retirement from being an asshole

Jack-o-lantern fright victim regains consciousness – Pitched November 15th around

Not enough blame to go around – this is essentially exactly what the onion does

Man can’t visualize own success – forgot the word “area” at the beginning of this one, apparently

Naughty children tapped for long mars mission. – awww

I think those would have made great Onion Slappers.

I hear this is how everyone gets a TV show.  They get funny or die to give them one.