Toronto Breakfast Vestments

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Today i had a healthscare, but the doctors said “its nothing.”

What does that mean? I wish i had the power to derealize things and demanifest things just be declaring them nothing. “You’re not actually dying. You’re not actually awake. This is not actually a kiss (leans in for kiss).”

Why is it always that when you have to record and mix your EP, you hate all the songs and realize they dont’ really work…

This is sort of infuriating. I’m releaseing 2 songs on blocks recording club’s Building BLocks scenario, but suddenly its like my songs don’t take a guitar anymore. They’ve rejected the graft, and the white cells are dissolving any semblance of awesome… This is going to take a few days, which i dnt’ have.. ARGLRLGLRG

I’ll try to write jokes every morning.

Here are the morning jokes.  I wrote them on twitter i guess…

“What’s hope?” asked the boy. I didn’t know what to tell him, or what to kisstell to him. So, yes, it was just frenching, officer.

I may be the @Anamanaguchi of Canada. Then again, I may be the Curtain Miser of Mount Drapes. You’ll have to wink at my blinkport to know.

@stephenfry I got a new job typing out audiobooks for deaf people. I also set up a charity to congratulate me with sentient smiles.

“I like this movie” I sang. “SHUT UP” said the audience. But songtruth can not be silenced by talktruth.

Winter is the cruellest month. No wait. Her name was April. And it wasn’t month. Or Cruel. Or April. Susan was the shortest Chef.

By the end of the month, the masters to the 2 songs being released on building blocks (for blocks recording club) will be in their hands, and soonafter, in yours.  However, i’m also releasing a separate video signal, something i’ve concocted just recently, which is kind of a lovesong to my teenage years.  I’ve beta tested the song, and Alice likes it, so i think it’s good to go.  Expect a heart wrenching video of staggering genius.

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The 4th Law of Thermodynamics (A.K.A. Clown Death)

I participated in a 48 hour challenge, i had to write 5 songs.

Uh.. not all of these are good, but some re really lovely.

its 3 mp3s, but the last one is 3 songs.

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Part 1 – warlord xigon

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Part 2 – yacht rock ripoff

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Part 3, 4, 5 – I love Final Fantasy (Questing, Fighting, Loving)

One a day, is my goal.

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Seigfried

this is part of Time to Get Obscure, a compilation of songs written in unusual time signatures. This song has about 9 time signatures i think.